The redhead is the clumsiest person on the face of the earth.

So far Deni has tripped over the same doorstop three times outside her classroom building while holding the door for people. She has managed to trip over the soccer ball twice on the turf field while trying to look cool and skinned the same knee badly in two different places. She also somehow knocked over a flour jar with her butt while washing the dishes and dropped the serving spoon, full with dinner on the way to her plate on her place matt three or our times.
And her gracelessness acquired tens across the board. Thank you, thank you.

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