Dienstag, 19. April 2011

The redhead needs to have a serious talk with her country.

So here goes:

      Dear American Public,
              DONALD TRUMP? Are you KIDDING ME? May I have any documentation that could possibly prove your sanity at any level? I understand, politicians can be very dramatic clowns, but a tv-celebrity millionaire is a bit much, don't you think? I looked at what he has to say (which hurt my eyes to read/watch, but was the fair, bi-partisan way and he said on the Today show,"The world laughs at us, they won't be laughing if I'm president."
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               Really? Really? You don't think they will be? NOOOO, I mean how on earth could they laugh at the USA after they have elected a tv-show millionaire celebrity with the number one show on NBC, who is really just doing this stunt to boost his ratings (I hope)?! I could never see that, could you?
               Yes, america, yes I'm pretty sure EVERYONE would be laughing. Ha, and my host family was scared about you electing another Bush, oh pleeeeeaaaase, they didn't give you enough slack, when is everyon going to realize that America is sooooo much more creative than that.
                But on a serious note, this is a plea from a tree-hugging sissy liberal to the beautiful country that I came from and I love: if you care for America, if you love America, if you want America to live a long, healthy life, at the very least, do not even fathom such a revulting idea as to elect this man. (Note that I can't even manage to put the word "vote" and this man's name in the same sentence because it causes me physical pain.)
       Concerned for your health and hoping you are getting better,
Deni
 PS: I have more serious messages coming your way very soon.

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